since 2008
1000+ telegrams!
serving NOLA and beyond!

since 2008 1000+ telegrams! serving NOLA and beyond!since 2008 1000+ telegrams! serving NOLA and beyond!since 2008 1000+ telegrams! serving NOLA and beyond!

since 2008
1000+ telegrams!
serving NOLA and beyond!

since 2008 1000+ telegrams! serving NOLA and beyond!since 2008 1000+ telegrams! serving NOLA and beyond!since 2008 1000+ telegrams! serving NOLA and beyond!
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Singing Telegrams New Orleans!

Singing Telegrams New Orleans!Singing Telegrams New Orleans!Singing Telegrams New Orleans!

Hey, New Orleans - we gotcha: an unforgettable & unique gift for a birthday, anniversary, congrats, gotcha, or any occasion.

(504) 475-4665

Singing Telegrams New Orleans!

Singing Telegrams New Orleans!Singing Telegrams New Orleans!Singing Telegrams New Orleans!

Hey, New Orleans - we gotcha: an unforgettable & unique gift for a birthday, anniversary, congrats, gotcha, or any occasion.

(504) 475-4665

What we offer:

Uplifting and embarrassing, silly and sincere, we've been 

rocking birthday (or any day) singing telegrams since 2008.

Enjoy  Elvis, ChiChi, the Rocker, GrannyGram, Marilyn, 

Tuxedo Gram, the Classic and more.   Pics/video below.  
From $122 with three custom songs, balloon s, and card.

Now with same-day service, Venmo!

on Facebook here!

Double Whammy! $199

Two occasions or one:
Double the surprise, love!
Any two telegrams, 

a few minutes apart.

ChiChi Fruit 'Lady' - $166

Our best seller!

Embarrassed much?  

Conchita Banana brings the 

booby prize every time.

Bring the King! - $166

aka Pelvis Wrestly!

a Hunka Hunka 

Birthday (or any day) Love.  

Marilyn MANroe - $155

say Happy Birthday, Elder Resident!
She's a Girl's Best Friend

and her Heart Belongs to Daddy.

Hefty Hero! - $155

Tell them they're your hero!

Silly, thoughtful and 

fresh from the fight.

Granny Gram - $144

Never too old to party!

Sure to whip her hips

for you and yours.

Carlo the COWmedian - $144

MOO Orleans punniest telegram!

UDDERly ridiculous, true laughing STOCK.
Just two songs, but a dozen bad jokes.

the Rocker - $133

Say YOU ROCK!

Bringing the party

80s style for all.

the MardiGram - $133

Gold, green and purple!
colorful Mardi Gras tunes,

jazzy, silly, always fun!

Classic Telegram - $122

Our best retro costume:
Naughty or nice songs.

An instant classic!

More characters:

Giant Heart (pic below) - $133
- express your love in song

Opera/Tuxedo Gram - $133
- operatic / romantic favorites


Jazz/Crooner-Gram - $133
- 3 standards  of your choice


Funky Chicken - $166


Custom/your Costume! - $166

Frequently Asked Questions

What is a singing telegram?

Can you take video and pictures?

What is a singing telegram?

We bring a costumed character to deliver a positive message via three custom songs, a balloon bouquet, and a personalized card.  It lasts just a few minutes and we aim to leave the recipient/s laughing, feeling loved, and happy. 

We deliver for most any occasion. 

What is needed to book?

Can you take video and pictures?

What is a singing telegram?

We'll need the character chosen, the date and time, exact location, card notation, a method invoice, paid via Venmo, Paypal (for credit card). If at a business, we need permission - your call or ours.  We can be loud, but rarely turned away.

We communicate via phone (best), text or email.

Can you take video and pictures?

Can you take video and pictures?

How far do you go for deliveries?

We are happy to pose.  Anyone present may take pictures and video.  Our singer can not.  We do give out cards and ask others to forward pics.  Better yet, please share with your friends and tag us on Facebook and/or Instagram!  Our biz is very word of mouth.

How far do you go for deliveries?

How far do you go for deliveries?

How far do you go for deliveries?

We mostly serve the New Orleans area - 15 miles (round trip) at no extra cost.  We charge $1.50 per mile beyond that, up to 150 miles.  

How much notice to book?

How far do you go for deliveries?

What hours are you available?

If available, we'll book same-day, even one hour's notice - our minimum for prep required, billing.  Book early (month, tops) to be sure.

What hours are you available?

How far do you go for deliveries?

What hours are you available?

We deliver telegrams 8am to 10pm any day of the week.  Same-day service OK  Extra charge outside hours, if available!

What about cancellation?

How do you deal with COVID?

Do you do dirty telegrams?

If we choose to cancel, full refund.  More than 7 days notice, full refund minus fees.  Sorry, no refund within one week, due to scheduling.  

Do you do dirty telegrams?

How do you deal with COVID?

Do you do dirty telegrams?

None of our telegrams are risque, but we add flirty, funny and adult humor when fitting.  We do G-rated telegrams too. 

How do you deal with COVID?

How do you deal with COVID?

How do you deal with COVID?

Our characters are all vaccinated and boosted, even the cow.  We will perform with a mask if required or requested.

Elvis Hunka Hunka

ChiChi's 1st in NOLA

Carlo the COWmedian

Granny-Gram

the ROCKER

classic telegram

Ch 3 ShamaLamaGram

Now in New Orleans as  MardiGrams!

WHAT SONGS DO WE SING?

Intro Songs

MardiGrams Song (original), Hello Dolly (nice or old age), Blue Suede/Birthday Shoes

Occasion Songs

Beatle's Birthday, Stevie Wonder Happy Birthday (MLK), Bad Case of Loving You / Birthday Blues, Some Kind of Wonderful (Best Finale!), We (you) Are the Champion/s, Dancin in the Streets, Celebration, You Are So Beautiful, Let's Stay Together, You Are the Sunshine of My Life, I Hope You Dance
...others by request, best if known

Character Songs

Hunka Hunka Burnin/Birthday Love, Wonder of You, It's Now or Never, A Little Less Conversation

Hero, Holding Out for a Hero;   La Bamba, Besame Mucho;  Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend (altered), My Heart Belongs to Daddy;   Holding Out for a Hero, Hero;  others as fitting

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